Aren't You Cold

Fuck your TV! It only makes your ass fat. I can't stand the bitch-ass tech-weenies freaking out when I ride in on a cold day. Beyond high def, plasma - flat screen or the latest gaming system, they have no idea what it's like to actually be out in the cold. Forgotton are the days when mommy bundled them tight with layers of turtlenecks, sweaters, coats and scarves. Nowdays it's a flashy leather coat for the dash to the SUV with heated leather seats. From the games they play, the cars they drive and the shows they watch, it's all about a virtual reality where they never get hurt, cold or sweat. The act of watching someone or something else experience the realities of life is real enough for them.

And you Mr. Air Pollution Cigar Smokn' Man, get off my trail. Stop stinkn' up my crisp morning air. You're disgusting. You look like a toxic waste dragon as the smoke curls around your head. I don't give a shit what hundred million dollar company your're CFO of. You stink and there's nothing cool about making everything else stink.

All this because I dressed too warmly this morning and sweated the whole way in. Thank you. Have a nice day and please remember to keep the isles clear.