The Nerve

So I'm at a bar with a friend having some beers.

At some point the "know it all" sitting across the bar with his wife suggests I drink Yuengling instead of my Hop Devil, because it has India in the name.

Strike 1

I tell him I drank myself silly on Yuengling in college. I just can't bring myself to do it anymore. He asks what college I went to. I say Penn State. He says "sorry."

Strike 2

Not that I'm a big college fan, but it was a choice I made and enjoyed for whatever reason. He clarified his apologies for my choice by explaining his son is currently going to Pitt (some kind of rivalry I could care less about), then asked when I graduated. I said "96". He said "You're old."

Strike 3

David and I finished our beers and went to see Zombieland with Woody Harrelson. Fing hilarious! Highly recommended.

- b