Not the Best Buy
Sometimes I'm not very nice.
I was in Best Buy a while back looking for a DVD cleaner. As I'm perusing the store I come across Underworld playing on some big flat screen.
It's werewolves, vampires and Kate Beckinsale in latex. I had to stop and watch a little.
A sales rep sidles up next to me and says, "Pretty nice huh?"
With a big happy dumb guy grin I turn to him and say, "Yeah."
It takes a couple of seconds then he goes into the specs of the TV, "Well this is the X9-4000 , blah blah blah, flat panel, blah blah, blue ray, HD..."
Scornfully I turn back and tell him, "I don't give a shit about the TV. I'm watching the fn hotty in latex!" I turn and walk away.
- b
I was in Best Buy a while back looking for a DVD cleaner. As I'm perusing the store I come across Underworld playing on some big flat screen.
It's werewolves, vampires and Kate Beckinsale in latex. I had to stop and watch a little.
A sales rep sidles up next to me and says, "Pretty nice huh?"
With a big happy dumb guy grin I turn to him and say, "Yeah."
It takes a couple of seconds then he goes into the specs of the TV, "Well this is the X9-4000 , blah blah blah, flat panel, blah blah, blue ray, HD..."
Scornfully I turn back and tell him, "I don't give a shit about the TV. I'm watching the fn hotty in latex!" I turn and walk away.
- b
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