Partied Like Lohan

Somebody had a few too many Saturday night.

Quotes of the day - in no particular order:

• I'm never drinking again.
• I think I'm still drunk.
• My coffee cup is too heavy.
• Where did everybody go?
• I'm waiting for my head to stop hurting.
• Holy Shit. I still feel like crap.
• Ow.
• I'm worried about the brain cells I killed.

What did I do between periodic administrations of ibuprofen to the wounded? Trim.

- b