I Might Be a Redneck

Don't drive this way.

That's a good 4' to 6' off to the side of the car.

I needed quarter round. They had it in 16' pieces. Great! Less splicing. My car isn't 16' long. I only had 4 or 5 miles to go. How hard could it be? In town was fine. Heading out of town and picking up speeds over 40mph got stupid. The whole lot floated and tried to change position perpendicular to the car. I stopped twice to secure. In the end it just required a (really) strong grip by me in the car.

Mailboxes
Telephone poles
Guard rails
Weeds
Embankments
Getting caught

Scared the hell out of me.

Made it home fine. Stupid, stupid move.

- b