Animal Kingdom

Cat. Have you seen who's been walking on the pool in the snow?

"It wasn't me. I swear. I've just been laying here in the sun all morning.
Really it wasn't me at all. And those greasy cat prints on the
kitchen counter, the dog made those. He faked them
to look like mine. Really I swear."

Dog is this true?

"Total bunk. The cat lies. Full of lies. The greasy paw prints on
the counter are totally her. Saw her do it. Saw her lick the stove
and grease up the counter. No manners that cat.
Your house = her world. Now what was that
about a pool?"

Somone is walking on the pool when we're not here!
We leave you two here all day to watch and
take guard. Someone is not upholding their
end of the bargain!

Any ideas?


"Er, uh boss? What's a pool?"

"Oh yeah. It's the neighbor cat. No manners those cats."

-b