Abduction
Somebody took Abigail and replaced her with a baby that slept till 7:30 this morning.
If you see her, tell her we’ll miss her.
Speaking of sleeping. I dreamt last night our new baby was genetically altered to be a vampire baby. Came with a full mouth of vampire teeth (don’t know that I can take teething again anyway) and a red spray-painted mohawk.
Cute kid, but every parent thinks that.
– b