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Abduction

Somebody took Abigail and replaced her with a baby that slept till 7:30 this morning.

If you see her, tell her we’ll miss her.

Speaking of sleeping. I dreamt last night our new baby was genetically altered to be a vampire baby. Came with a full mouth of vampire teeth (don’t know that I can take teething again anyway) and a red spray-painted mohawk.

Cute kid, but every parent thinks that.

– b

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