Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Separate Bedrooms

Went to use this title and discovered I've used it before here.

Anyway, now it's pregnancy - not that it's like the flu or anything, but sleeping in separate beds makes it a little easier on both of us.

Each night I start out in our bed, but usually end up moving to the other bedroom somewhere half-way through.

I amazed each night I manage to turn off the alarm in our bedroom and set it in the spare bedroom, so it doesn't go off in the wrong place. Though last two mornings I've been waking slightly before the alarm, so no real need for it.

Maybe that's the coffee I have automatically brewing ten minutes before my alarm. Yeah no big deal. Coffee makers have been doing that for years, but I've really fallen in love with my quiet simple mornings before I have to get ready for work.

I've found by the time I get home from work, I'm too wound up to relax much at night before bed. I just sit around and do nothing with very little comprehension.

In the mornings, after a full nights rest, I can think, enjoy and relax a bit before the day has to get too busy.

I know these mornings won't last. Soon enough there will be a baby to tend to, but maybe I'll do that tending more peaceably in this morning time.

Speaking of babies, we had our second baby class last night.

The instructor is awful. She can't teach anything in a linear fashion. I have no idea where she's going from one concept to the next, which makes her ability to answer questions almost impossible.

Though she is entertaining. Last night she drew this.

She was trying to show us where they can inject sterile water into a birthing mothers behind for pain relief. They have no idea why it works, but it does. Why she couldn't just turn around and show us instead of drawing someones pimply ass I have no idea, but it was entertaining.

Now if someone could just explain to me, in a linear fashion, what part of sex induces birth, I can feel like I got something out of last nights class besides a laugh.

- b

1 Comments:

Blogger Mark said...

loosens the labia, and vaginal canal, plus probably stimulates some activity in the uterus.

December 16, 2009 8:46:00 AM EST  

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