French Pedicure

Besides the ridiculousness of it all, I can't imagine getting a French Pedicure on my toes.

Neither my toes or my toenails are pretty enough for such artistry.

What's the point/desire in making ones toes/toenails more attractive or drawing attention to them anyway?

Though I might appreciate the aesthetic on some lower level, it's about as functional as braiding your nose hair.

- b