Thursday, November 27, 2008

Po Po

pulled our asses over 4 doors down from mark's

"License and registration?"

"yes sir. here you go."

"What's your destination this evening?"

"i'm taking my friend here home. He lives on this street."

"You there. You might as well give me your license too."

"surrre. No Proobblem. I'm petty surre is up to date."

"I pulled you over because your headlight is out."

"oh really? Sorry. I wasn't aware."

Occifer goes back to his car.

Mark and I quickly and without moving our upper bodies to give away that we're struggling to hide something, kick the keg tap from the center console into the floor and under the seat.

Occifer comes back.

"You boys been drinking tonight?"

"no Sir!"

"Alright then. You get that light fixed and have a nice Thanksgiving."

"i will. thank you sir."

- b

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The power of the Jedi force is strong...

Considering that you were driving Amber Alert One, it is even more amazing.

I heard on the news this morning that there are more DUI arrests at Thanksgiving than any other time of the year...

Oh, and WHAT THE FOCK did we do last night?

OMR

November 28, 2008 7:59:00 AM EST  

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