Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Not From Here

After ten hours of class, "Crash" felt like staying in his room and doing more work.

Not me.

After sitting at the bar for two hours by myself I asked the bar tender if I really just saw him pour patron into four dixie cups with salt and lime wedges. Yeah mind my own business right? I'd been minding my own business in a bar full of people for two hours - I only asked one question.

The bar tender responded, "This your first time here?"

Then the jackass next to me starts lecturing me about how people just want to get drunk and it taste good.

FU. From a salt coated Dixie-cup?

Paid my bill and left.

Now where am I going to go tomorrow night?

- b

3 Comments:

Anonymous B Y said...

Is that so much different than a bunch of dirt bags sitting around after a race and drinking a bottle of patron out of the bottle, then doing the dirt bag olympics for $

January 24, 2008 6:43:00 PM EST  
Blogger JenBob said...

I've spent a week with geeks. What I wouldn't give for some dirtbag olympics in a parking lot right now.

January 25, 2008 8:40:00 AM EST  
Anonymous OMR said...

Go to Tattletales. But don't tattle about the tail.

January 28, 2008 6:30:00 PM EST  

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