Dear Abigail, Roadside Assistance

Always keep a pair of grungy clothes in the car. That way if you have car troubles on your way out clubbn’ with the girls, you can change out of your whatever outfit and into the grungy things. This serves two purposes. First if it’s something you can fix, you won’t get your whatever outfit dirty and two you won’t look so inviting to sickos stopping to help.

Love,

Dad

ps. you might want to keep some bubba teeth in the glove box for that especially unattractive effect.