Smelly Cherry Poo

We have a huge wild cherry tree in our yard. Up till this year the worst part about it was the birds eating the cherries and pooping on the cars.

Now it's different.

Now it's Gretchen eating all the cherries and pooping everywhere but the cars.

I swear she and the squirrels are in cahoots. They drop cherries if she promises not to chase them or something.

The problem is the cherries stink. Not on their own, but once they get in Gretchen. She burps, vurps, farts whatever, she stinks like stale rotten cherries.

It's disgusting.

If she 's playing and starts panting near you, she reeks.

In the first hour I was home, she pooped cherries three times.

I'm considering not letting her out without a muzzle.

It's nasty!

- b